If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her! Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.